“Big Deal” (acoustic demo)

I was walking down the street and I stepped into some gum

Big deal, big deal

I was driving my car and the air bag deployed

Big deal, big deal

I was sitting on a plane and I looked out the window and I noticed a wing falling off

Big deal, big deal

I was praying to Jesus, you were praying to Yahweh, or Allah, or Vishnu, or perhaps some alien god, or gods, or just plain old God, maybe meditating with the Dalai Lama, or what about none of the above?

Big deal, big deal

I had you pinned and the ref slow counted

Big deal, big deal

I was singing a song and I sang the words all wrong

Dig beal, dig beal

I was talking to a friend and that friend had a friend in their nose

Big deal, big deal

I was sliding into first and I felt something burst

Big deal, big deal

I was making love to you and we both farted at the same time

Big deal, big deal

Big deal, big deal